Hey there, dogs!  Ever hear of Funagle?  It's a new-fangled board game that dogs and humans can play together.  Who needs that?  Dogs can play ANY board game.  We present:

SORRY

SORRY has been around for about a billion years (since Mom was young).   It is a classic game of chase, luck, and sweet revenge.  If you like knocking out cats your opponents, SORRY is for you. 

When it's your turn, select a card from the deck.

Read what it says and follow the instructions.

If it's a really good card, save it for future use. 

Clever dogs learn how to save MANY good cards. 

If you get all your game pieces home first, you win!  You may crown yourself SORRY CHAMP!! 

MONOPOLY

Ah, the classic, best-selling board game of all time!  Every dog needs to play this! 

To do well in Monopoly, study every move your opponents make. 

If they let you be the banker, rejoice!! 

(Don't get too carried away, or you will make a mess.)

Extend your fun by eating some of the Monopoly money.  This provides fiber in your diet and makes poop  pickup more interesting for the humans. 

Freeze if Mom approaches. 

If she does not appear to be amused, run!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 

Play again another day!