| Posted on March 4, 2010 at 7:07 AM |
Mom got a package in the mail the other day! (Mom is always getting a package in the mail, according to Dad.
)
It was her new Xyron 900 sticker maker!
It turns any flat object into a sticker or magnet. 
Why were we so excited, you ask?
It's all very logical--just follow along...
Mom used her fancy gadget to make new packaging for her dog cookies! 
Now, what's the sense of just having an empty box, right? Therefore, Mom had to....
Are ya gettin' the picture yet?? 
A new box... cookies to put in it... You're thinking, so what?
She's going to send them off to inferior other dogs that she knows. How do you boys benefit??
Think, people, THINK!
When cookies are made, there are rejects, right? Those weird, misshapen cookies that would be too embarrassing to give as gifts. What happens to those???
That's right! We are made to eat them!
(It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.)
We sometimes get a bit into it. 
We are so happy Mom got her sticker making machine!!
Although, there IS a downside...
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