My fellow dogs,

Do your woobies come with annoying squeakers buried inside them?  Does this enrage you?  I will demonstrate the proper removal of said instruments of torture.

First, begin with a new woobie...

You may make little "test" holes here and there, but do NOT show too much interest in your new woobie, or the humans might take it away. (You will hear things such as, "Aww, don't rip it!  It's new!")  Once sufficient time has passed, you may begin your work.  NOTE:  Wait until your humans are otherwise preoccupied.  (I chose to do it while they were watching a movie in a candy-induced stupor...) 

Remove pesky excess stuffing first...

Really dig in to get to the woobie meat...

If you have a bratty brother, it is wise to check up on him to see what he is doing...

Once the coast is clear, continue.  Ripping at a furious pace makes the whole event seem more fun!

If you find a plain squeaker, do not be fooled!    They are trying to throw you off.  A less intelligent doggy will think, "Awesome, I'm done!" 

Experts know that the "fanciest" and most prized squeaker is in the head.  MAKE SURE no one is going to bother you as you go in for the kill...

Work it, dog!  Work it!

Ta-da!    You have located and extracted the creme de la creme of squeakers! 

Show off your properly gutted woobie... 

Stop and admire your work.  YOU ARE KING!!