In a previous blog entry, we told you about the many uses for a cone (e-collar).  Now, this assumes that you actually enjoy wearing one.  What sane dog does?!   Don't accept the cone,  HIDE IT.  We will show you how.

The first rule of thumb is, do not be obvious.  See here?  Oven = obvious.

Dishwasher = obvious.

Being obvious fools no one.  You must get creative.  For example, the RAISED FEEDER:

Approach the feeder in a calm, cool manner, and eat normally.  No one will be the wiser.

END TABLE.  This one is a bit tricky, but if you're smart, it will work beautifully.  The key is to work your design seemlessly into the decor, like this:

Knickknacks on the table are that extra touch that say, "I'm at expert at this." 

POWDER ROOM WASTEBASKET.  Replace the trash can in the powder room with an elegant cone-can.

For an authentic look, add used tissues. (Note:  do not eat these.)

You may admire your handiwork for a few seconds, but do not dally.  This would seem suspicious.

LAMPSHADE.  A no-brainer here, as a cone looks like a lampshade anyway.

And the best place to hide your cone?  ON YOUR BROTHER WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU