| Posted at 04:48 PM on January 03, 2010 |
If you are forced to wear a cone, do not despair. A cone is actually a nifty multi-purpose device. Allow Augie to demonstrate.
1. TOYBOX
Tired of repeatedly going to your toybox to select a toy to play with? Well, why not carry your toys with you?
See how convenient this is?
2. PRIVACY SHIELD
A cone allows you complete privacy while eating. No longer can your little brother steal your food, nor your family comment on the piggish way you eat.
3. SNOW SHOVEL
A cone allows you to evenly distribute your yard snow to areas which are lacking.
Wheeeeeeeeee! You made a mini-avalanche.
4. DISGUISE
For those times when one must travel incognito, a cone is a must-have accessory.
5. PARTY BOWL
Now you can really be the life of the party.
If you're not lucky enough to wear a cone, you can still party anyway!
Hope you'll continue to visit us throughout 2010! 
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