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First, we will start off with what good dogs DO NOT get for Christmas.  Even though they stare cutely into the dining room as people are eating...

...they DO NOT get a chunk of beef tenderloin.

Now on to the goodies!  Good dogs get snake woobies:

Snake woobies are excellent for playing tug-o'-war...

If your brother does not let go, simply drag him along the floor on his belly:

Good dogs get fuzzy bears:

Fuzzy bears are also good for a nice game of tug:

In a pinch, they double as fashionable hats:

Good dogs get armadillos:

Are armadillos worth fighting over?  Good dogs say yes, every toy is worth fighting over if your brother wants it:

What else do good dogs get?  They get big-headed rhinos:

And squirrels!  Soft, squishy squirrels with bushy tails...

And Kong woobies, and stuffed giraffes, and rawhides, and lots and lots of cookies! 

That's what good dogs get for Christmas