| Posted on December 27, 2009 at 7:59 AM |
First, we will start off with what good dogs DO NOT get for Christmas. Even though they stare cutely into the dining room as people are eating...
...they DO NOT get a chunk of beef tenderloin. 
Now on to the goodies! Good dogs get snake woobies:
Snake woobies are excellent for playing tug-o'-war...
If your brother does not let go, simply drag him along the floor on his belly:
Good dogs get fuzzy bears:
Fuzzy bears are also good for a nice game of tug:
In a pinch, they double as fashionable hats:
Good dogs get armadillos:
Are armadillos worth fighting over? Good dogs say yes, every toy is worth fighting over if your brother wants it:
What else do good dogs get? They get big-headed rhinos:
And squirrels! Soft, squishy squirrels with bushy tails...
And Kong woobies, and stuffed giraffes, and rawhides, and lots and lots of cookies! 
That's what good dogs get for Christmas ![]()
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