Today we'd like to talk to you about BOOKS.    Mom was browsing on Amazon the other day, and she found these:  Knitting With Dog Hair and Crafting With Cat Hair.   Those wouldn't work here, since we shed so very little,  but it got us thinking:  There are lots of how-to books for humans, but virtually nothing for dogs!  So we present to you:

Now, our book is only in the pre-production stage, but here's a sneak peek of a few of the chapters:

1.  Getting to Know Your Sewing Machine

A sewing machine  has lots of parts for you to get to know, such as the flywheel, the free arm, and the bobbin case.  But do not overlook the most important parts of all:  THE FEED DOGS.  Now, you might think we're making that up, but would we lie to you?  The feed dogs guide the fabric through the machine and also dispense food if you wish hard enough.

2. SLEEVES

Sleeves are pretty easy to do, once you know how.  Can you make a tube?    There!  You're done.  Some books require you to attach sleeves to armholes, but that seems a bit pretentious.

3.  MASTERING THE ZIPPER 

Zippers are quite complicated, and quite unnecessary.  If you want to keep your garment closed, simply apply peanut butter, and press.  Not only will this form a tight bond, but you'll smell good   AND have a snack for later. 

4.  MAKING A GARMENT  

Once you have mastered the various techniques outlined in the book, it is time to sew a real garment.  Do not be nervous!   You can do it.  True, it will take years of practice to become as good as us, but it will be worth it in the end.

So what do you think?  WE ARE CURRENTLY SHOPPING AROUND FOR PUBLISHERS, so feel free to contact us with your offers! 

We have more things to tell you!  First of all, I, Mr. Tiberius, no longer have to suffer with GIRLY COLLARS!  It's true! Mom bought me a he-man collar from Collar Mania.  Don't I look fab?

And then, we actually got some snow!  OK, it was only an inch, but we were able to create the first snowman of 2012!  YES, we are THAT talented.  (And PS, if you buy our book, you can learn to make a scarf like that!  )

And now for the winner of our dog toy and treats GIVEAWAY!!    We added all the names to Randomized.com, pushed the magic button   and...

Congrats To Laura!    We'll contact you for your mailing address! 

One other thing!  Mom got a mini video camera for Christmas  that she can strap to our heads  as a doggy cam.  Is this supposed to be funny?  We are not amused. 

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